HRInsights Weekly Lightbulb 12/22

This Week’s HRI “Lightbulb”  – 2011′s Top Cocktail Conversations

(ONLY SLIGHTLY MORE INTERESTING THAN SMALL BUSINESS HR)

10.       Pen Removed from British Woman’s Stomach; Doctors Shocked to Discover that it Still Works after 25 Years of Gestation!  (Possible Samsonite or Timex ad concept brewing here.)

9.       Gluten-Free Diets. (Shake it off people, or eat at home.)

8.       The Origin of the Stonehenge Rocks.  (Researchers compared mineral content and textural relationships of the rhyolite debitage stones found at Stonehenge and were finally able to pinpoint the original location to within several meters of their source.)

7.       The Ohio Amish Beard-Cutting Attacks.  (Sequel due out in 2012).

6.       Dominique Strauss-Kahn.  (Remember him? Funny how half-baked tales lose media steam so quickly.  Like air out of a balloon.)

5.       Kim Kardashian’s Backside.  (Or, Bruce Jenner’s face).

4.       Casey Anthony.  (On permanent vacation in Florida.)

3.       Republican Debates. (Oh, heavens.  I guess this means an election soon.)

2.       Regis Philbin Resigns from “Live!”.  (But, boy, do I hear more about him now!)

1.       Lindsey Lohan’s Teeth.  (Not the jail time; just her teeth.)

Comments

  1. Khaja says:

    Bro . Pinnex Just got home from the trip and wanted to tell you thank you again for the opunitpurty to be a part of the missions trip. My wife and I had our hearts touched for this difficult and unique mission field. We will defin itley be praying for you luke 18:1Love the Allens

  2. Forza, forza discoletti…fate buon uso delle risorse che la vostra super-prof vi mette a disposizione!Andrà tutto bene…Un abbraccio a voi e alla vostra incredibile docente!!!france

  3. Grazie di esistere, Licia!Ho mandato mio zio, che era a Torino, x ALMENO 1 autografo… Purtroppo, in Trentino non passa nessuno! =(Spero un giorno di incontrarti di persona! :*

  4. Dubbningar är skit, punkt. Kolla på alla länder söderut i europa som dubbar allt de kommer över, ingen kan engelska till slut. Plus att det bevisligen blir sjukt dåligt när spel översätts.

  5. Grey t-shirt with full arm tats is Adam Levine (front man for Maroon5). Black dude is tentatively Usher. White blonde chick is Christina Aguilera (sp?). It bothers me that I know this.

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